You have been Assimilated!

You know you have been assimilated to the Internet when:

1. You are constantly connected – You have a computer at Home, at Work, at School and on your Mobile!
2. You now “Google” everything you see, hear and do – because Google cant be wrong can it!
3. You update your status on Facebook or Twitter every 5 minutes and check others every two minutes!
4. When checking Email – you click on “Send and Receive” (more than once) even when there is no new email.
5. You have lost your identity and are just a number when your email accounts start with YOURNAME9165345@ Gmail, Yahoo, Hotmail…